I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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