i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish you could order shots online.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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