talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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