It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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