He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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