Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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