i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
