i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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