Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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