yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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