never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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