I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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