It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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