did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
