so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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