You're my little dorito
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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