Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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