in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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