My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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