i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
