Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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