you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I supernannyed him into submission
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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