She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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