I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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