home. puking in laundry basket.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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