just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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