he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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