She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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