I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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