When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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