No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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