I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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