quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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