fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
farters have to be the big spoon...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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