I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
When are your genitals available?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
