Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
