i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just want nice things and good sex
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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