In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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