I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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