Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it's great music for shaving your balls
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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