dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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