Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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