Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Randomize
