hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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