I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
