I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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