Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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