Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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