So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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