I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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