I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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