She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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