I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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